The White Knight and the Black Knight make a duel, the Black Knight kills the White Knight. The W.K. had 3 sons and all of them challenge the B.K. but the B.K. kills all of them. Now these 3 sons had 3 sons each and all of them challenge the B.K. but the B.K. kills all of them. Now these 9 sons had 3 sons each and all of them challenge the B.K. but the B.K. kills all of them…...Ehy, shut up, what is the moral, what do you mean??? The moral is that you must not piss off the Black Knight!!!!
The Black Knight in a moment of nobility promulgated an edict to warn the runners not to run through his County because he had to test the new terrible weapon! Nobody left home so the glorious Legion (the Black Knight and Sir giorgio) tested the Garmin but they had some doubts and for this reason they need the help of the other invincible Legions to know their opinions.
1) The distances measured by the car and the Garmin are different. Only a bit, so we are not very disappointed;
2) The pace is far from the reality! The Garmin "told me": "Sir you are running at 07'30"/km (12'/m) impossible"!!!!! In my life I never ran slower than 6'06"/km (9.8/m). On a downhill I pushed and the Garmin said: "Sir, I beg your pardon but I am afraid you are running at 5'42"/km (9.1/m)"; crazy!!! At the end of a fast 10 km (6.2 m) the Garmin sentence was 5'24"/km (8.7/m): is this my (negative) PR on a 10 km???
By the way:
- Saturday 25.41 km (15.8 m) - Garmin opinion - in 2h 20' 40" in spite of a dogs attack against sir Giorgio who ran with me for 20 km (12.4 m);
- Today 10 km at 5'24"/km (8.7/m) - Garmin opinion - plus 3.1 km (1.9 m) on the treadmill.
Could this be a trick of the coward enemies? If so the clever executioner Sir iliketoast will be very busy in the next future.
The Army grows, new invincible heroes joined the Black Legions. This is the complete present crew:
9) Lady Reen: Cheerleader (waiting for a better job).
We are again waiting for further appreciated recruitments.
Last but not least the great triumph of the USA Black Knight Legion where in Arizona Lady Tammy destroyed the barbarian troops in the marathon and Lady Elizabeth executed the cruel horde in the half marathon and so did Lady Anne in Carlsbad: a lesson for the future. Don't piss off the Black Knight!