Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Iterum rudit leo - The lion roars again



At last, after the injuries, the Black Knight Army, italian legion, came back to fight but the coward enemies knew and ran away so, the heroic legion, found only 155 runners on the battlefield!
At the sight of the Black Warriors, the scared opponents began to run and after 4 laps of the city, with a heartbreak hill in the middle of every lap, they surrendered.
As the coward enemies surrendered in the main promenade near the sea, as the morning was sunny, as the temperature was warm, as Sir giorgio and the Black Knight are kind Sirs…….the defeated barbarous had safe the life and could come back to their desolate lands and ugly wives remembering the advice: don’t piss off the Black Knight (Army).
The score (in alphabetical order):
Distance: 12 km (7.45 ml)
The Black Knight:
54.04 (4.30/km – 7.14/ml) – 97°/155 runners – 10°/12 in the age group (MM50)
Sir giorgio (weak after a cold but very very angry):
55.42 (4.38/km – 7.27/ml) – 110°/155 runners – 18°/26 in the age group (MM45)

17 comments:

  1. so what is worse? death by sirs giorgio and stefano or going back to the ugly wives?
    glad to see you're back and that sir giorgio is angry as a previously mentioned camel.

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  2. Yet another conquest on the battlefield of striders. May the Red Peruvian Llama graze in your backyard. Dance on, Sir.

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  3. All Hail the Black Knight and his army of doom! Excellent race!

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  4. 7 miles in 54 minutes?! Looks pretty darn good to me. Glad to hear the army's at the ready again.

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  5. So many times they get the warnings ..... so many times they try and poison the Black Knight ..... so many Donkeys will never learn ........ Don't Piss Off The Black Knight Army ..... victory must be sweet!

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  6. I would say the recovery is complete! Congratulations to both of you.

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  7. Sounds like the Black Knight is back on duty, great run!

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  8. Argh Matty, glad you kicked arse and finished well.

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  9. Awesome job! Gla dto hear you are back in racing condition!

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  10. Well recovery! Hail Black Knight!

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  11. how great...7 miles, nice job

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  12. The Black Knight has done his Princess proud!! There will be rubies and emeralds in your chest tonight....and an abundance of steak on your dinner plate!!!

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  13. Well Done Black Knight. I must run and tell the others.

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  14. Yea, m'lord! You slaughtered the evil ones! You are so recovered!! (It's so nice that you translate into miles for us folks across the pond. thanks!)

    I'm so proud I was running the same day as you! I was watching your back. Literally.

    (I kept trying to leave a comment, but blogger wouldn't let me!)

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  15. Sounds like the knight ran a good race. I trust your injury has healed and we can look forward to many more glorious reports of battles fought and won in the near future.

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  16. This victory was so expected, now we know that when the Black Knight is so quiet is because he's preparing to defeat the enemies!!

    Well done, great pace!

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