Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Sorcery

The scared enemy, taken good note of the Black Knight’s rising, understood that the battles were pointless against the powerful Black Army. So after many bloody and humiliating defeats they decided to try new strategies, for this reason the evil enemy hired a cruel wizard who organized a dirty trick.
The day after the Race of the Cure, that wizard made a sorcery and the Black Knight, during a workout, put both his feet into a rope and felt heavily on the ground. He spent all the afternoon in the emergency room for the check up and the x-rays said that he had a strong contusion on the forearm, the elbow and the ribs and an abrasion on the knee. It was very painful and the sleeping was difficult. The Black Knight had to rest for 20 days before coming back to run and bike as the “bionic” leg permits.
To celebrate the end of the bad times the scottish minstrel Mark Knopfler offered a concert in Rome to pay honour to the Black Knight. This was the list of the songs: Cannibals, Why Aye Man, What It Is, Sailing To Philadelphia, True Love Will Never Fade, The Fish And The Bird, Hill Farmer's Blues, Romeo & Juliet, Sultans Of Swing, Marbletown, Postcards From Paraguay, Speedway At Nazareth, Telegraph Road, Brothers In Arms, Our Shangri La, So Far Away, Going Home [Theme from Local Hero].
The Black Knight was so kind to applaud the unforgettable performance.

15 comments:

  1. That is a very cruel sorcerer to hurt you like that. ENOUGH!

    I hope that Mark Knopfler exorcised this demon so that you don't get hurt any more.

    When do you get the hardware out of your leg?

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  2. Yes, but the sorcerer does not know the Black Knight comes back stronger each time. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

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  3. does the queen know there's a sorcerer? you better make it clear or she'll whack you over your clumsy head with her crown.

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  4. Sorry to hear about the evil sorcery! Glad to hear your recovery is going well!

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  5. written eons ago, if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stonger!

    keep up the recovery!

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  6. No doubt the concert was well deserved.

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  7. Damn, the enemy keeps trying but the Black Knight will never be defeated.

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  8. Hope you are all healed up. You sound like you are somewhat injury prone like me, usually from dumb things that are unexpected of course.

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  9. I was disappointed he didn't play "Twistin' by the Pool" but then again he was likely being senstive to the Black Knight's latest injury.

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  10. That must be one knowledgable sorcerer, to get the Black Night like this!

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  11. do you know, I didn't even realise Mark K was scottish until you pointed it out. how clueless of me!!!!!!!!!

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  12. The use of a sorcerer shows how desperate they are. Soon November will be here and goodness will win out again!

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  13. Even an evil sorcerer is useless against the black knight and his army. Hope all is going well with the recovery for this and the leg!!

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  14. you cannot catch a break from these injuries!! heal well, take it easy!

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  15. Damn that sorcerer! I have failed my knight... I was previewing a future battlefield when I should have been protecting him from the evil doers. Forgive me my liege... I shall not fail thee again!

    Get well soon.

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